aw shit get it wednesday
HA! I almost forgot to reblog this today
Every Wednesday from now on.
Its wednesday , get it girl
“how did you lose your virginity?”
It’s 3am. I was not prepared for this post.
it’s midday and i wasn’t prepared for this post
my book is about to be published
today’s the day i’m deleting my blog
good you’ll have more time to read my book
in my freshman year of college there was a guy who lived a floor above me who had this stereo system hooked up to the wifi so you could play music without being plugged in and it wasn’t password protected
so when my roommate and i got bored, we’d start blasting high school musical or hannah montana or justin beiber through his speakers just to hear him yell “fUCKING AGAIN?!”
what if sex toys came alive in the toy story universe too
you got a friend in me
read and red are homonyms but read and red aren’t and read and reed are but read and reed aren’t woah dude
STOP THAT RIGHT NOW
sorry if english isn’t your first language.
so i work in a pharmacy and a 15 year old girl just came in so i asked if i could help her and she turned and looked me directly in the eye and said “do you know the cure for a broken heart” and my colleague had to take over because i was laughing so hard