detention:

I FOLLOW BACK 1OO%

thefunniestpost:

Hysterical!

stefan-d:

smilingemoticon:

blackromney:

full movies on youtube

“Click The Link In The Description To Watch This Movie For Free!!”

This is so accurate it hurts.

why are mangoes called mangoes where is the man going

pain-isnt-permanent707:

amifunnyyetor:

suitsandorcleavage:

condoleezza-ricearoni:

pie-sandwich:

Insomnia

whoa

I’m bothered by how the outlet and plug don’t match

i feel like thats the point of the piece. she has insomnia so she cant “plug in” to sleeping. 

love this

manda:

and that’s when i realized that it is not actually you that i missed. it was the memories and the comfort i felt around you for being with you for so long. i don’t know who you even are anymore.

shuckl:

captaincum:

i want sex now

not until you’ve finished your broccoli

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.